Woodhill Primary School English Language

On Monday.............
I got the measles,
I got stuck in mud,
My teacher grew a mole!
And I was muddy going home!

On Tuesday..................
I got tutored,
I tripped up the teacher,
I got a sore tummy
And I tumbled home!

On Wednesday...........
I wet the bed,
I wrestled the headteacher and.....
I wailed at the gate (It wouldn't let me go!)
And I was wet going home!

On Thursday............
I got to hold a tarantula,
I got trapped in the class room
And worst of all I tided my room!
And I thudded home!

On Friday................
I ate french fries,
I frightend a bird,
And I got fat!

On Saturday............
I swallwod a 5 pence,
I swapped my lunch for chocolate
I put a socket in the fire!
And the house blew up!!!

On Sunday.......
I suffocated a bird,
I stood on a snail,
I stumbled on a rabbit,
And..................................
I stayed in hospital!